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HUMOR ME...... JOKE OF THE DAY LOL

1 month 3 weeks ago #12556 by Kevinrealstewbiz
THIS IS A TRUE STORY......watch till the END

www.facebook.com/ViralMagazine/videos/10156428762788623/

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2 months 1 week ago #11243 by Kevinrealstewbiz

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2 months 1 week ago #11241 by Kevinrealstewbiz

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2 months 1 week ago #11235 by Kevinrealstewbiz
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2 months 1 week ago - 2 months 1 week ago #11229 by Kevinrealstewbiz
opps wrong link

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2 months 2 weeks ago #10982 by Angela

Kevinrealstewbiz wrote: just a bit of magic

www.facebook.com/WatchTheMagicShow/videos/460304461052684/


This sort of magic actually scares me. How do they do it???

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2 months 2 weeks ago #10964 by Kevinrealstewbiz
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2 months 2 weeks ago #10896 by Angela
Another old topic brought up again LOL We can't let our bit of fun get lost in the excitement of another step towards financial freedom.

So for our fun loving, humorous members, bring on the jokes, video clips and anything else that makes us laugh and relax.
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2 months 4 weeks ago - 2 months 4 weeks ago #10552 by Angela
I couldn't resist. Unbelievable

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2 months 4 weeks ago #10551 by Angela
Thank goodness we now have "drip feed" lines.

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2 months 4 weeks ago #10546 by Paddy Delaney
We're you driving and this is how she became the ex lol
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2 months 4 weeks ago - 2 months 4 weeks ago #10544 by Kevinrealstewbiz
woops wrong link sorry guys

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2 months 4 weeks ago #10530 by Kapil Arn

RegLongmore wrote: I think this is one of the funniest video clips I ever saw.


this happened to one of my ex partners. Standing on the corner of Queen St. and Wellesly street in Auckland at rush hr.
She was wearing a wrap around skirt and no knickers.... Corner of skirt got caught by a car driving close to the curb...
OOOOOOPS !

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2 months 4 weeks ago #10529 by Kapil Arn

wayne kemp wrote:

Kapil Arn wrote: What did Mary Poppins do over the rainbow ?









She weight a pie...


??? maybe im thick


Wayne, U have to sing the song to get this one...
" Somewhere, over the rainbow, Wayapay
Its an intellectual joke...

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2 months 4 weeks ago #10514 by Angela
This isn;t a joke, but this dance would be more appropriate in this group. It's amazing and I have played it over and over as it's so fascinating. An African dance that is different.
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2 months 4 weeks ago #10511 by Deb Deb
I am allowed to do this one.

I am blonde too.

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A PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO TORONTO , WHEN A BLONDE IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN.

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS AND ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET.

SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY CLASS AND THAT SHE WILL HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK.

THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS THE PILOT AND THE CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A BLONDE BIMBO SITTING IN FIRST CLASS, THAT BELONGS IN ECONOMY AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT.

THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER SEAT.

THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."

THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE THE POLICE WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST THIS BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON'T LISTEN TO REASON.

THE PILOT SAYS, "YOU SAY SHE IS A BLONDE? I'LL
HANDLE THIS, I'M MARRIED TO A BLONDE. I SPEAK BLONDE."

HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR, AND SHE SAYS, "OH, I'M SORRY." AND GETS UP AND GOES BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY.

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED AND ASKED HIM WHAT HE SAID TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT ANY FUSS.

"I TOLD HER, 'FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO TORONTO."
?????? sorry all my blondie friends ??
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3 months 10 hours ago #10471 by Angela
That was a funny one Reg. I really did laugh out loud, poor woman......

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3 months 14 hours ago #10445 by RegLongmore
I think this is one of the funniest video clips I ever saw.

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3 months 16 hours ago #10435 by Kevinrealstewbiz

wayne kemp wrote:

Kapil Arn wrote: What did Mary Poppins do over the rainbow ?









She weight a pie...


??? maybe im thick

LOL

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3 months 1 day ago #10409 by wayne kemp

Kapil Arn wrote: What did Mary Poppins do over the rainbow ?









She weight a pie...


??? maybe im thick

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